And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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