Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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