apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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