did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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