I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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