I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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