Whod you bang
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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