I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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