Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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