I'm eating all of the evidence.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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