It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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