He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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