matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
please don't ironically join a cult
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