Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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