how can u be prego again
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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