Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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