oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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