I feel like abortions should bother me more
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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