Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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