Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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