If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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