he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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