the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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