i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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