Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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