it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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