big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
