going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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