3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
