Small penises have feelings too.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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