I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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