How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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