I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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