He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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