last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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