I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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