Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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