Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
