turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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