Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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