No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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