I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
two words: eviction party
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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