He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish life had little blips of pornography
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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