now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
This girl is more easily done than said...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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