I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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