At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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