People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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