So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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