3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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