"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.