i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea