dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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