Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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