Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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