As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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