Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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